Against the advice of Doctors, the prime minister, Daal, Leiws Hamilton (He`s from Stevenage you know) the Dalai Lama, and Sponge bob squarepants, i have decided that with the title of Lore master comes responsibility.   

From this time forth all Squirrels will be paid Statutory Sick PAY - No No
What i really mean is that if anyone in the guild has a problem with anything questy then i`m you`re man and in most cases i wil comit to assist you if you can't find the npc, the quest object or can't find those last 3 quests in a n area.  

Advice is allso available as to how to complete the quest, tumble drying squirrels, how to open a bottle of jd with your teeth, and why nits don't drown.  



If you`re gonna be a guru, you gotta wear the colours.  

Luv Shifty

Thankies Lupers

Worked fine for me - think i`ll keep uTorrent installed ready for the next patch in 2011.

Herers Lupiho`s link again

http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html;jsessionid=F254376A3A138E85A42F68A846A54F92.app06_02?topicId=6178469592&sid=1&pageNo=1

Looking forward to tonight yay

Just wanted to say after reading all the posts tonight that in no way was i criticising anyone or casting aspersions on any tactic (nb -can Mages cast apersions ?)

I am still learning the various tactics as i`ve only ever been to ZA with you guys, and i was curious and found the original info in my first post.  

Just wanted to make sure of that because the written word as we know can be misinterpreted

For my own part i thought it was Skull cross drink JD birds wipe with squirrel till mt moves to new skull wipe with squirrel DRINK JD - i`ll ask tonight to ensure mele order is correct.  



Luv Shifty

After last night's *cough* run i found this somewhere on the www and thought it was worth a string, as with the growing guild there will be more varied collections of groups and classes.

So  - a how to opinion on the Gauntlet - what do you think ? It`s easy for moi on account of the "Shifty just kill stuff" command so i know the other members of the raid have more difficult jobs.
So - Is this BS or does it have merit ?
Basically ignore the warriors at all times and let them beat on the tanks, kill the first shaman, move up, kill the secodn shaman, move up, kill the third shaman.  stay at the top of the stairs.  Kill all warriors you have aggroed.  Pull last group, kill shaman, then pull the rogue on the stairs, kill the warrior, then the rogue.  Done. 

It's much easier with a pally tank, Also, don't buy into the strat of *the offtank needs to be at the back of the group to pick up adds* the adds wont hit for much, also the hunters can lay traps down whereever they are and it will take care of a few. 

If you get aggro from any add and you cant take it, run up to the tanks.  They will be Tclapping, consecrating etc.  So it should take them off of you.

Luv Shifty Bear
PS New offer with squirrel gloves - buy one and get one free

Very suprised that you've all missed the obvious. 
The worst class in the game is a Lumberjack.   I mean i grinded away killing wolves untill i got an axe, and then i can't cut down any trees with it. 
Add to that the downright lack of privacy when it comes to wearing women's clothes and the fact that another thing i can't do is press wild flowers and the whole game grinds to a halt.   I tried to go shopping on a Wednesday and there was maintenance - wtf is maintenance ?
Come on Blizzard, give me a good reason to keep playing. 

Oh and Droods rock !!!!!

By your command - now return the squirrels unharned - ok ?

Naaru Champion chain - 28 quest chain
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To kick it all off go to Wildhammer in Shadow Moon Valley and see Earthmender Sophurus.   He will give you the first quest


The Cipher of Damnation is an extremely long quest line in Shadowmoon Valley.   
"*" Indicates quests with rewards.   

Quest Line
1[A] - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10680 - "The Hand of Gul'Dan"
1[H] - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10681 - "The Hand of Gul'Dan"
2 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10458 - "Enraged Spirits of Fire and Earth"
3 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10480 - "Enraged Spirits of Water"
4* - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10480 - "Enraged Spirits of Air"
5 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10513 - "Oronok Torn-Heart"
6* - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10514 - "I Was A Lot Of Things.  .  .  " - Most annoying quest ever implemented in World of Warcraft.   
7 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10515 - "A Lesson Learned"
8 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10519 - "The Cipher of Damnation - Truth and History"

At this point, the quests diverge into three separate lines (which can be done in any order) for each of Oronok's three sons who will in turn help you obtain the three Fragments of Damnation.   

Quest Line I - First Fragment of Damnation
1 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10521 - "Grom'tor, Son of Oronok"
2 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10522 - "The Cipher of Damnation - Grom'tor's Charge"
3* - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10523 - "The Cipher of Damnation - The First Fragment Recovered"

Quest Line II - Second Fragment of Damnation
1 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10527 "Ar'tor, Son of Oronok"
2 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10528 - "Demonic Crystal Prisons"
3 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10537 - "Lohn'goron, Bow of the Torn-heart"
4 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10540 - "The Cipher of Damnation - Ar'tor's Charge"
5* - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10541 - "The Cipher of Damnation - The Second Fragment Recovered"

Quest Line III - Third Fragment of Damnation
1 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10546 "Borak, Son of Oronok"
2 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10547 - "Of Thistleheads and Eggs.  .  .  "
3 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10550 - "The Bundle of Bloodthistle"
4 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10570 - "To Catch A Thistlehead"
5 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10576 - "The Shadowmoon Shuffle"
6 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10577 - "What Illidan Wants, Illidan Gets.  .  .  "
7 - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10578 - "The Cipher of Damnation - Borak's Charge"
8* - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10579 "The Cipher of Damnation - The Third Fragment Recovered"

After completing the quests for the three Fragments of Damnation, the lines converge and you need to kill one last boss.   
Final* - http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=10588 - "The Cipher of Damnation"

Rewards:

Everyone gets http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31074 - Fire Resist Neck

Choose one of the following:
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31036 - Caster Staff
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31038 - Healer Staff
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31062 - Paladin/Shaman 2H Axe
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31071 - Tanking 1H Axe
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31072 - Bow
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=31073 - Melee Dagger

After completing the quest, you will get a message in the mail from Khadgar.   If you go to Shattrath, he will tell you to talk to A'Dal, who unlocks the the three Trials.   Which Will Lead to killing Magtheridon for "Champion of the Naaru"


(All links edited, will be ok to post links once you get 10 posts to your name hehe - Daal)